WRITINGS

Personal Publications

My writing career, such as it was, was marked by constant recrimination, acrimony and threats; and these were only the consultations with my editors and publishers. I have written for newspapers and the occasional magazine and legal publications, but never considered myself journalist, which implies (laugh out loud here) some degree of objectivity.

 

 

"HALF MAST"

A Conversation With Our Flag

So why are you at half-mast, Old Glory

Who Died?

A young soldier before his time?

Could be her you say?

I guess you're correct;

Even women are in the battle act now, huh?

Battle-ax to battle act.

What? That's not funny, Old Glory?

You're not into jokes today, or irony, Old Glory?

Not today. ;

When you're at half-staff, Old Glory.

 

But so much is done in your name Old Glory.

Does it ever piss you off to hang there,

Half-way off the flag-pole, Old Glory?

Waiving for a dead kid, who will never wave for himself,

Sorry, herself, again . . .

Never wave to her mom and dad,

Or unborn children!

A child herself, once full of life;

fighting wars that are started by old men,

Waving you all over the country, Old Glory.

Old Men yelling about going to battle for you, Old Glory.

Fat, old, greedy, egotistical politician-crooks, Old Glory.

Waxing eloquent words about patriotism and duty, Old Glory.

Old, greedy, stay-at-home killers, who never fly at half-staff,

Or cry at sunset when you're taken off the casket to be given to some

broken-hearted parent, Old Glory?

Old, soft-shoe sound-byte thieves who use you like a whore,

Old Glory?

Like a goddamn whore.

Like a goddamn rouge-covered, broken-down, old red, white and blue

whore, Old Glory?/p>

 

Half-mast isn't payment enough, is it Old Glory?

For a dead kid?

Is it Old Glory?

I'm asking you, Old Glory?

Is it ! ! !

 

-Rex's Bar in Billings, Montana

-April 27, 2003

 

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    Reflections on Horace's Ode II, III, to Dellius

    Be careful to complain

    too much, Dellius,

    about your lot.

     

    Fortune will deal

    Your cards again.

    Play with joy!

    One day you will

    Turn Aces and Eights

    As all who play

    Eventually must.

     

    So enjoy the game

    Now, while it is on.

    It will be over soon enough.

     

    Your chips will be

    Cashed in at

    The Orcus cashier:

    The table closed

    To you

    The game left

    For those

    Who, too, one day

    Must leave the table;

    When their cards are

    Turned, and they

    Draw to the

    End of life

     

    So smile, and be happy

    You are not dust

    Yet!

    Play the game

    While you can

    With a smile.

    Frowns and the

    Rigor of death

    will stiffen you

    Soon enough.

     

    -November 25,2002

     

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    Old Men at a Restaurant in Billings Montana

    I'll betcha!!!

    No Bet!

    Wanna Flip Nickels for Coffee? Hell, 5 cents won't buy a cup of coffee, this ain't '32...

    FDR ain't president.

    In my day a Nickel could get ya a cold bottle of Coke and change.

    Now 6 bits won't buy a Coke or even a smoke.

    Two bits, four bits, six bits a dollar...

    Ya know what?

    My grandkids don't know what six bits is.

    To them a sawbuck is less than a penny was for me...

    When I was their age...

    When you was their age, an Indian head penny could still buy somethin', or a buffalo

    nickel, or a skinny dime,

    Not in my time...

    We didn't have nuthin'.

    A penny was the same as a sawbuck...

    Both had Lincoln on 'em...

    Might as well have been God.

    I never saw neither, and when I saw a dollar

    I gave it to Ma.

    Depression, ya know...

    Now, my wife and I, we got that five bed room house,

    and I'm still given my money to an old woman.

    When I die, it'll take 2 gaddamn 16 wheeler trucks to haul all that crap away.

    Where is she?

    Phoenix, with the grandkids.

    Flew down just last week like she' one of the Rockerfellers.

    In the old days, when we used to fly outta here,

    Well, ya know there are too many mountains to fly over in those old prop places...

    So we'd try to get up to 17,000 feet...

    Used to scare the bejesus out of me...

    And, Honey, can I get some more coffee?

    And, that "crippled" girl is still the best damn waitress they got here...

     

    And that's been going on for years

    And it's colder than Hanna's Ass

    And it's colder than a well diggers ass

    And it's colder than a county sheriff's heart

    And it is colder than my wife at 80

    And laughter

    through false teeth

    and past old work wrinkles

    and smiler's crow feet

    And Gaddamn this

    and Gaddamn that ... and not profanity ... but an oath for more emphasis

    And Table three is all biceps and bellies...

    And "How are ya" ... And travelin' cross the country...

    And gadam Iracti's

    And Gaddamn Bush Junior

    And have a good one,

    And Gaddamn Oil prices...

    And watch the troopers on the intrastate...

    And Gaddamn RV

    And Gaddamn Artur ITUS...

    And Gaddamn the farmosuicidal companies

    And double Gaddamn medicareless...

    And flip ya on the cheek...

    And see ya tomorra

    AND I HOPE SO!!!

     

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    Calvo e' Bello

    Bald is Beautiful

    This stupid little ditty is for all those who comment on my male pattern baldness. My dad, my paternal grandfather and all my Uncles were bald. I follow the Italian tradition which says, "Calvo e` Bello". I don't consider it a put down to be reminded of the fact that I don't have head hair.

    I am Bald and

    I don't care

    I ain't got no hair.

    I am bald and

    That's ok,

    I don't care

    What you say

     

    Bald is Beautiful accept that fact

    It isn't brains I lack

    Take your Rogaine and

    Throw it away

    That's all I got to say

    I am bald and I don't care

    I ain't got no hair

     

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    Wedding Day

    This little ditty is for any parent who has ever held a wedding at their casa.

     

    The day dawned

    Clear and bright

    The Nuptial Bells

    Did Ring.

     

    The Mother Wept

    The Father Cried.

    They had to pay for

    The bloody thing.

     

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    I am Life

    I am, the older Brother in

    the parable of the prodigal son.

    Misunderstood and vilified

    through the centuries for a display of

    the most human emotions . . . envy

     

    I am the fatted calf of

    the Old Testament.

    Worshipped and then prepared

    for slaughter and sacrifice.

    Innocent of any wrong doing

     

    I am the ragged drug addict,

    illiterate to life's joy and meaning

    beyond the next fix.

    Scorned by those whose dope

    is taken on the rocks nightly at their club.

     

    I am Saul of Tarsus,

    blinded by my ignorance of

    the Aramaic prophet's teachings.

    Torturer of James, pious scrivener

    to the Corinthians.

     

    I am a woman of Georgia,

    traduced by Yankee scavengers,

    my soul raped by Sherman's

    march to the sea, just as

    my countryside was left ravaged.

     

    I am Joseph, the step-father,

    poor carpenter, who took her in

    pregnant, with her son, without questions.

    He who called himself the son of mankind

    and then forgot me.

     

    I am the man who killed

    the Buddha, who wept as he

    plunged the knife into his

    soul, and in so doing, caused

    his rebirth

     

    I am Elohim, YHWH, Wakantonka, I am

    all, and I am nothing.

    I am the Word, I am you,

    I SIMPLY AM LIFE

    without the mirrors and makeup.

     

    -February 21, 1994

     

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    I SOGNI DI MATTINA

    NON POUI RITOURNARE IL SUO SOGNO

    LE SUE MATINE FRESCHE,

    LE SUE OESE DOLCE,

    I GIORNI NON E SOLO LAVORO,

    NON SOLO LA LEGGE,

    MA, LA VITA

    LA SUE VITA

    LA SUE VITA BREVE MA ANCHE BELLA.

     

    VIVERE! VIVERE!

    VIVERE CON INNUMEREVOLE PUNTI D'ESCLAMAZIONE!!!!!!

    ESALTARE NELLA VITA!

    VIVERE LA VITA CON ESAGERAZIONE!

    CHERECARE L'ECCELLEZAI

    NON SCUSARRE L'UOMO QUI ESCLAME LA SUPIRIOTIA DI TE.

    SCAVARE LA SUA ANIMA,

    E NELLA FOSSA SE TROVE, MA NON PERMETTERE MAI

    NESSUNO A TE DETTARE CHI TU SEI,

    O CHI TO SERI

    SEI QUI SEI,

    ESSERE TU ... NON LUI O NON LORO

    SEI MEGLIO D'UNA DA MASSA, DI MULTITUDINE,

    SEI IMPORTANTANTE SOLO, E SEMPRE

    SI DE` ESSERE TU STESSO, SOLO E SENZA PAURA!

     

    -January 12, 1999

     

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